The nation’s military has better things to do
Wonderful essay, Chad. I am thrilled that this is happening.
I'm sure they can still count on David Brooks whenever they call him. You know, the self-described "favorite conservative" of NPR, who hasn't actually voted for a conservative this century -- and sees no irony, only humor, in that sad fact.
Whaddya think, that they’re going to dump Brooks to make room for “Mr. Aspen”? 😁
I heard that Mr. Aspen is holding out for a centerfold feature, surrounded by Aspen MILFs and GILFs. (I think I just gave myself nightmares...)
Perhaps The Aspen Daily News could fix him up with fellow conservative columnist Kathleen Parker . . . .
Wonderful essay, Chad. I am thrilled that this is happening.
I'm sure they can still count on David Brooks whenever they call him. You know, the self-described "favorite conservative" of NPR, who hasn't actually voted for a conservative this century -- and sees no irony, only humor, in that sad fact.
Whaddya think, that they’re going to dump Brooks to make room for “Mr. Aspen”? 😁
I heard that Mr. Aspen is holding out for a centerfold feature, surrounded by Aspen MILFs and GILFs. (I think I just gave myself nightmares...)
Perhaps The Aspen Daily News could fix him up with fellow conservative columnist Kathleen Parker . . . .